And by the way, it’s a testament to the fact that I have not dated a lot of people in the last five, six years. So it’s like, give me this, people.” But Mayer, who’s also dated Hollywood hotties like Jennifer Aniston and Taylor Swift, insisted his new album will go deeper in its subject matter than just breakups.“There were times when tears came out of me, and I went, OK, John, this is not about an on-again, off-again relationship,” he told NYT.No, we're here to dust off an old tabloid favorite.Yes, it's time for another round of rumors that Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson are dating!

But we're not here to discuss the possibility that Robert Pattinson jerked off a dog.

The site claims they're looking "super cozy," though the only thing we can really say for sure is that they had dinner together.

In fact, it looks like there are other people at the table — not very date-like.

And they were, ahem, “getting cozy.” Sure, they showed up wearing jackets and baseball caps, but the crowd noticed them anyway.

Perhaps because the stench of their combined thirstiness was enough to overwhelm everyone in a five-foot radius.