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Sweetie is vanilla, it’s steady, a surefire hit; it’s the Tom Hanks of nicknames.Quite why human beings opt to use strange collections of sounds and half-words to summon one another remains a mystery, but nonetheless, it’s a fact that in every far-flung corner of the world, you will happen upon doe-eyed couples calling each other things like ‘Bae’, ‘Piglet’ and, if you’re really lucky, ‘Squidge Muffin’, or something equally monstrous.If you’re new to the whole relationship thing, or you’re just a little uninspired when it comes to conjuring up cute names to call your boyfriend, fear not; below is our definitive guide, written by an actual human man!If you breakup with your boyfriend for this guy, chances are that you and the new guy will only last for a matter of time.This is because naturally in your head, you’ll be analyzing and comparing your old relationship to the new.